well that just mackles my more
*wakes up* what the fuck
aside from the fact that i’m a little f*cked up and have bad anxiety, i’m lit.
Me receiving affection: ☺🌷😌️👌❣💕🎉💛🎊💞🎈💖💯‼️
Me replying to affection: haha ur gay
dicks out for newpussycat
what’s newpussycat
WHOA WHOA OOOHH
Working in customer service
NOTHING HAS EVER RESONATED WITH ME MORE
OMG yes
THIS IS REAL MUSIC PEOPLE
Adele is shook
hear me out: all-female remake of lord of the rings
hear me out: all-female racially diverse remake of lord of the rings
millennial dreams: to have enough money for a 1 bedroom apartment, bills, and groceries.
proof i am a grandpa
- hates kids
- full of useless information
- everything hurts
- ready for death
better standards who dis
sometimes i actually get my shit together but then i lose it again like 2 days later



